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Wild Jokes What do you get if you cross a Parrot and a Centipede?...............A Walkie Talkie What do you get if you take the wings off a fly?...............A Walk How does a tree count?...............One, Two Tree What month do trees fear?...............Sep-timber Why did the tree not want to play cards?...............It was a Chess-nut How do trees get on the internet?...............They "log" in Who's a bees favourite singer?...............Sting When is a car like a frog?...............When it is being toad What is brown and sticky?...............A stick What do you call a girl who lies in a pond?...............Lily Send us your Wild Jokes and we will include them with your name here. Send them to countryside.rangers@dundeecity.gov.uk